chiknbob

God, I love snow because:

1. Everyone except dog owners and child owners stay indoors. That's most of NYC. So I have the streets to myself.

2. Snow makes things so quiet.

3. I'm a psycho with the snowball ammo. I'm so fuckin good.

4. The dogs play like they're on nitrous oxide, I think I've heard them actually giggle.

5. Old people get stupid and giggly too.

6. Shit is easier to scoop with snow.

7. I look really good with snowflakes on my eyelashes. CAuse, like, who doesn't?

All in all, snow is a bonus.

Oh yeah -- everything looks so clean. Cotton candy frosted. Lovely.