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~~ The proverbial gauntlet has been cast down! ~~

Foz, Orangeboy and I are having ourselves a little contest. Not a Seinfeld-type contest you sickos. We are going to see who can last longest as a vegetarian. This should be interesting.

Here are the rules:

1. Honor system must be obeyed. No Cheatin' !

2. When a contestant is about to eat meat and thusly, lose, they must call the other 2 contestants and tell them what they are about to do. This should make for a hilarious drunken phone call some night from a burrito house.

3. The person who outlasts the other 2 gets a steak dinner paid in full by the 2 meat-eating losers.

Why are we doing this you ask? I don't have a great answer except that I was eating a salad over lunch and thought "I wonder how long I can go without meat?" I emailed this sentiment to Foz and orangeboy and it blossomed forth from there.

I think this will be a good matchup, with the exception of Thanksgiving for me. My mother will disown me if I don't eat her turkey. Maybe I can pretend to eat it and just feed it to the dog?

Stay tuned for updates on my new and somewhat pointless vegetarianism.

MMmmm...Pig

MMmmm...Chicken

(Why have I not been signing all of my posts and journals with the chicken icon?)