chikadee

So here I was rafting down the Elbow today in my little shit tub of a blow up boat thinkin' to myself "Sweet, I've finally had a day off to rival all those Vancouver kids and all their beachy goodness!" I can't begin to explain how proud I was feeling, I was in full on I RAWK stage. So we rounded the last lazy bend, pull up to the beach (in Calgary that means mildly less sharp rocks), launch the weeeener dog off the edge to test her swimming abilities (turns out she floats good), I stand up not so gracefully due to my buddy the current to realise that my jean skirt has departed for its own rafting adventure, or perhaps taken up a career as a bottom dweller. Mudder Fuker, and yes, my keys were attached.