can anyone send me a good design for a harley tattoo, i want to get one at sturgis and i can't come up with one. any help would be appreciated, thanks!!
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new
apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom
where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
a pirate walks into a bar with his ships steering wheel halfway down his pants.
the bartender says you have a steering wheel in your pants!!!
the pirate replies arrrr i know, it's driving me nuts!!