chickwithwings

i just got back from a relaxing week in florida (except for the flights NEVER fly Airtran i's murphy's law in motion) and I was doing well until... well.... this sums it up best:

tomcavnar: How's the new boy?
RENTjunkee: yeah i just got back from a week long vacation in florida visiting my grandparents, getting ready for chicago and working a lot to save money...
RENTjunkee: well he uh... dumped me a few hours ago
tomcavnar: Oh.
tomcavnar: Sorry for the salt in wound.
RENTjunkee: in the nicest way possible but uh yeah...
RENTjunkee: its ok you didnt know
tomcavnar: Sorry to hear that.
RENTjunkee: i wasnt going to mention it and ask you to join the pity party but you asked lol
RENTjunkee: i cant go to sleep so i'm just trying to take my mind off it
tomcavnar: I'm always down for a pity party....
tomcavnar: Ah.
RENTjunkee: with a little help from my friends internet and tequila
tomcavnar: Tequila's good.
RENTjunkee: yes but it is a fickle friend
RENTjunkee: turning to alcohol for comfort is like going to a prositiute for love... it's really effective at the moment but you know her heart isnt really in it and you're going to be lonely tomorrow
RENTjunkee: wow i'm so brilliant when i'm drunk
RENTjunkee: i'm like confucious and oscar wilde all in one... only not
tomcavnar: Yes.
tomcavnar: But not dead.
tomcavnar: And likely more fun.
RENTjunkee: true
tomcavnar: At least than Confucius.
RENTjunkee: well maybe not a lot of fun at the moment
tomcavnar: Oscar Wilde was a bit of a rake.
tomcavnar: Probably more fun than I was last week.
RENTjunkee: i am bit of a rake too when i'm not so recently heartbroken :