been sick and holidays always make me withdraw a little.
last night i was awoken by a loud fart and the noise of what a plastic ketchup bottle makes when its pretty much out of ketchup, it woke my boyfriend up who has also been sick for about the same time as me and he turned on the light and since our puppy Oy-Catt was also sick and neither one of us shat ourselfs we figured it was him....we smelt a smelly smell but alas found nothing....
so there i was the first to get up this morning and i go to turn on the light and then i look down and the dog had blown ass all over the wall and the door and the floor and a bunch of cords that hook up the cable and other things....so i made my boyfriend clean it up since it was right up under the light switch
last night i was awoken by a loud fart and the noise of what a plastic ketchup bottle makes when its pretty much out of ketchup, it woke my boyfriend up who has also been sick for about the same time as me and he turned on the light and since our puppy Oy-Catt was also sick and neither one of us shat ourselfs we figured it was him....we smelt a smelly smell but alas found nothing....
so there i was the first to get up this morning and i go to turn on the light and then i look down and the dog had blown ass all over the wall and the door and the floor and a bunch of cords that hook up the cable and other things....so i made my boyfriend clean it up since it was right up under the light switch
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funny story though, sorry to hear your sick.
well, i can swim, so it would be kinda difficult for me to drown. i kind of imagine myself really fking high, and just giving myself up to the waves...let them take over and take me where they want to take me.
i hope you're feeling somewhat better today!