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So I think I'll actually update this thing, because I have a funny story to tell. I made plans to see my friend Justin tonight, and he's house-sitting in Kinnelon (note: I knew nothing about what type of town Kinnelon is). So, he gives me directions to the place, and I head out on my merry way around 10:30 pm. I was driving from Forked River, so it's a fairly long drive. Of course it started pouring like nobody's business as soon as I left, whatever. So now I'm in Kinnelon, and I'm following the directions...and all of a sudden I realize I'm surrounded by these sick hybrid house-mansion type things. Then I arrive at the cul-de-sac where this house was supposed to be, and I drove down the driveway of the wrong hybrid house-mansion. When I realized it, I had to back out of this twisty, curvy driveway that was about as wide as my car and 1/4 mile long. I backed into 3 bushes just trying to get back to the cul-de-sac, and I became so nervous that I was either going to back into an actual tree or that the owner would call the cops on me, that I actually crapped my pants. I mean, we say that all the time..."Oh man, I almost crapped my pants." No, I crapped my pants. Granted, I'd been having some fierce intestine issues today, so being nervous didn't help anything. But wow. Luckily my laundry basket was in my backseat and that fixed that. Now I think the whole thing is absolutely hilarious

There's a lot of really incidental stuff I can report right now, but it's 4:46 am and I'm entirely too lazy. I think I'm at the point where I'm ready to do the whole dating thing again. I doubt it'll be happening anytime soon though; no one's interested when you're actually single.

I have a lot of other things on my mind, but they're not meant to be posted on an online journal (though I know of some other people that will post just about anything. Odd). As soon as my life gets slightly more interesting, I'll let y'all know