At work, I hustle guys. Call them suckers for being straight. But then, I get hustled by the cute girls Its funny when youre playing the game, but the game plays you.

You think falling off a ladder once is bad--where I work, if you fall off a ladder, it's like falling twice (you hit the shelf behind you and the ladder crushes you, you and the ladder bounces off of that shelf and the ladder hits the shelf in front of you, and you hitting the ladder and shelf in front of you.)