Yearssss ago when I would go to Walmart with a friend to buy fabric at night, we would try to find an employee to come help. Of course there was no one around to help us. So she would get on the phone and announce (in a fairly mean/rude voice), "Customers in the fabric area need assistance. If no one comes in the next few minutes, I'm going to cut my own damn fabric." It would always make me laugh.
Yearssss ago when I would go to Walmart with a friend to buy fabric at night, we would try to find an employee to come help. Of course there was no one around to help us. So she would get on the phone and announce (in a fairly mean/rude voice), "Customers in the fabric area need assistance. If no one comes in the next few minutes, I'm going to cut my own damn fabric." It would always make me laugh.