cheyenne

Do you ever wonder if Batman accidentally hits the wrong button in the mornings when he is putting on his bat suit to fight crime and evil for the day? I can only imagine what would happen...all these cords and chains, wires, hooks, etc. would go flying in all directions, connecting to various jagged rocks in the batcave and eventually pulling his superheroness in all directions, ripping his body to pieces...think the scene in Hell raiser where the hooks go in that guy and pull him apart like a piece of meat. I guess if you're batman, and/or you have a batman belt, you should just be extra careful getting dressed and takin a leak everyday. Oh, and don't let the dog jump on you...it might accidentally hit the wrong button too. And with all the high tech stuff hanging out in the batcave, a hook might end up pushing some sort of magic red button that of course would say DO NOT PUSH which would probably send out some sort of micro waves, messing up radio waves...because people would then be overloading cell towers calling eachother asking how to fix their radios, the cell towers would explode. this would be completely misconstrued as a terrorist act by the bush administration and would quite possibly start a nuclear war with france.
so, just stay in your cave, batman and don't wear your belt anymore. thanks!!