Here is what i would respond to the Myspace thingy.....my thoughts are under each little comment...hee hee......Enjoy!!!!
(oh, if you are confused, this came from a comment on my previous blog.)
MAR 21, 2007 06:43 PM
Here's a related post I pulled from a myspace group (in regards to discrimination against gays).
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
**this can be argued...when i took human sexuality while getting college edumacated, we had to watch a video where studies were done on gay male transexuals. their Hypothalamus (the part of the brain that, among other things, helps control sexuality) was the size of a normal female's....i'm sure there are other ways to debunk this, as the study was only gay male transexuals but the studies continue. Also, all the gay and lesbian friends i have, say they have always been that way since they were born.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
hee hee heee...any tall people around? I could stand to gain a few inches...
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
actually, my ex husband used this argument with me once...he was serious. I looked at him and started laughing because it isn't even a valid arguement. it is just ridiculous.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
damn....what about Filipino men marrying white grrrls?? can we do something about that part???
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
I got nothing...this is just too good...
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
Angelina would just adopt all the foreign ones anyway.....
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
then what does that make me? crooked? warped?
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
And that one religion should be called "worship whoever the fuck you want...noone cares"
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
no wonder i'm so fucked up...no dad....
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
oh and don't forget vibrators, drugs and (add your own interesting aspect here.)
hee hee hee...this has to be the best myspace post ever in the history of best myspace posts..i just had some thoughts that i thought were funny. maybe i laugh at myself too much...heh...oh well...at least i'm having fun. I know i'm goin to Hell when i die so i'm gonna live it up now. and when i get there, Satan is gonna say "hey Chey, where 's the party at?" I'll be like " c'mon ole boy...you can be my date till my hubby gets here.." yesssssssss
(oh, if you are confused, this came from a comment on my previous blog.)
MAR 21, 2007 06:43 PM
Here's a related post I pulled from a myspace group (in regards to discrimination against gays).
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
**this can be argued...when i took human sexuality while getting college edumacated, we had to watch a video where studies were done on gay male transexuals. their Hypothalamus (the part of the brain that, among other things, helps control sexuality) was the size of a normal female's....i'm sure there are other ways to debunk this, as the study was only gay male transexuals but the studies continue. Also, all the gay and lesbian friends i have, say they have always been that way since they were born.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
hee hee heee...any tall people around? I could stand to gain a few inches...
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
actually, my ex husband used this argument with me once...he was serious. I looked at him and started laughing because it isn't even a valid arguement. it is just ridiculous.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
damn....what about Filipino men marrying white grrrls?? can we do something about that part???
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
I got nothing...this is just too good...
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
Angelina would just adopt all the foreign ones anyway.....
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
then what does that make me? crooked? warped?
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
And that one religion should be called "worship whoever the fuck you want...noone cares"
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
no wonder i'm so fucked up...no dad....
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
oh and don't forget vibrators, drugs and (add your own interesting aspect here.)
hee hee hee...this has to be the best myspace post ever in the history of best myspace posts..i just had some thoughts that i thought were funny. maybe i laugh at myself too much...heh...oh well...at least i'm having fun. I know i'm goin to Hell when i die so i'm gonna live it up now. and when i get there, Satan is gonna say "hey Chey, where 's the party at?" I'll be like " c'mon ole boy...you can be my date till my hubby gets here.." yesssssssss
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But seriously, awesome job!
It's too bad we can't distrubute your journal to all dumbasses.
People are SO STUPID some (most) times!!!!!!