cheyenne

So i have decided to stop buying cool toys for my son...oh, he is of the canine variety, i should add...but he is still my son, nevertheless. Anyway, I buy all these fricking expensive ass toys...tennis balls that cost five bucks, rawhides, stuffed animals that make a ton of annoying noises and does he play with that crap? No. he plays with the pinecones from outside or digs the new tampons out of my purse and plays with those. What the fuck. I can't decide what is more irritating....him not playing with the expensive crap or him tearing up my tampons. At least they aren't used ones, i guess. blah. the little knucklehead.