Well, well, well...things are turning up a little, O most welcome Reader. What an interesting view I have up here on this wave. Oh, sure, it's gonna come down and smack the beach hard in time, I know, don't cover your eyes, it's only water... but in the meantime, let's take a deep cleansing breath, think about Happy Tree Friends, and enjoy that bodacious view. Look! Kids building sand-Bastilles! A goth grrl in SPF 10K, with a leather bikini and 'Disintegration' by the Cure in her ears! A pit bull pissing in an unsuspecting baby boomer's tofu and sprout surprise! Surprise, indeed! Good dog!
And me without a camera. Damn it all to hell and back, anyway.
So, work's going surprisingly well. Feel like I'm back in a groove again. How 'bout that. I'm still a little suspicious though - fucking Peter and his goddamn wolf. Pole-smokin' little Russkie bastard. Where's my stick?
A comment about the clownshoe antics our esteemed leaders are committing on the world stage. Shit, get off the pot, pour the pot over your pinheads, but for pity's sake quit with this pathetic attempt at diplomacy! Just quit. Stop. Cease and desist. "Oh, looky, they have a drone!" "Oh, some unknown arab guys that could very well be CIA agents said bad things!" "Oh, empty shell casings!" GODDAMN IT! Look, no one respects us, most everyone hates our asses, do what you're gonna do and quit trying to convince everyone it's a good idea. It aint working. Seriously, the mentally ill have figured your stupid asses out. People who have trouble with drooling and left and right are going "For fuck's sake, get it over with, you assholes!"
Insert your favorite "George W. Bush is a retard" joke here. You're welcome.
Alright, enough of that horseshit. Some inconsiderate shitheel in an SUV drove onto the beach down there. Oh, look! A gaggle of nuns just turned that petroleum-swilling tank into a bullet-riddled smoldering hulk. Yay, Nuns With Guns!
One down, thousands to go, but fret not, Reader, them brides of Christ got lots of bullets.
And me without a camera. Damn it all to hell and back, anyway.
So, work's going surprisingly well. Feel like I'm back in a groove again. How 'bout that. I'm still a little suspicious though - fucking Peter and his goddamn wolf. Pole-smokin' little Russkie bastard. Where's my stick?
A comment about the clownshoe antics our esteemed leaders are committing on the world stage. Shit, get off the pot, pour the pot over your pinheads, but for pity's sake quit with this pathetic attempt at diplomacy! Just quit. Stop. Cease and desist. "Oh, looky, they have a drone!" "Oh, some unknown arab guys that could very well be CIA agents said bad things!" "Oh, empty shell casings!" GODDAMN IT! Look, no one respects us, most everyone hates our asses, do what you're gonna do and quit trying to convince everyone it's a good idea. It aint working. Seriously, the mentally ill have figured your stupid asses out. People who have trouble with drooling and left and right are going "For fuck's sake, get it over with, you assholes!"
Insert your favorite "George W. Bush is a retard" joke here. You're welcome.
Alright, enough of that horseshit. Some inconsiderate shitheel in an SUV drove onto the beach down there. Oh, look! A gaggle of nuns just turned that petroleum-swilling tank into a bullet-riddled smoldering hulk. Yay, Nuns With Guns!
One down, thousands to go, but fret not, Reader, them brides of Christ got lots of bullets.
Spread the gospel, man... tell yer pals. Little ol' showoff extrovert me loves visitors, especially on tapioca pudding day.