New current love: that song (Striptease for me baby) by Jeff Buckley. Fuck knows how I got through 22 years of not being aware of the existance of it, but know I am aware of it, i love it.
Another track to add to my "if I was a stripper I'd pole dance to this.." playlist.. Also seriously contemplating getting a pole. Seriously.. It keeps you uber-fit, and strangely it works wonders in the bedroom...??!! Girls - you can't tell me you've never wanted to pole dance..even a little..no? So why is it you swing round lamposts when drunk? Hmm..? thought so.
Whilst having one of my almighty 'Cribs' moments, I swear everytime, I'll have a games room with a proper size pool table, pinball machines, a huge projection screen with billions of games consoles hooked up; and a room with a vintage Wurlitzer jukebox, a tiki bar complete with optics and neon signs, a juice bar and more blenders than you can shake your smoothie at, and a stage and POLE. surrounded by mirrors.. so when I'm surrounded by hot Suicide Girl strippers, I have somewhere for them to play...
Oh, and somewhere I'll need a practice room so I can twang my upright bass without pissing off anyone else..
I think I'm gonna have to marry me a rockstar. Travis Barkers wife bought him a Cadillac for his birthday. I want a Caddy....
Once, after an eyehategod gig at the Kingston Peel, I saw a girl strip to 'walk' by Pantera. That was a good day..
x fin x
p.s. In other news, I haven't been doing a fucking thing..
Another track to add to my "if I was a stripper I'd pole dance to this.." playlist.. Also seriously contemplating getting a pole. Seriously.. It keeps you uber-fit, and strangely it works wonders in the bedroom...??!! Girls - you can't tell me you've never wanted to pole dance..even a little..no? So why is it you swing round lamposts when drunk? Hmm..? thought so.
Whilst having one of my almighty 'Cribs' moments, I swear everytime, I'll have a games room with a proper size pool table, pinball machines, a huge projection screen with billions of games consoles hooked up; and a room with a vintage Wurlitzer jukebox, a tiki bar complete with optics and neon signs, a juice bar and more blenders than you can shake your smoothie at, and a stage and POLE. surrounded by mirrors.. so when I'm surrounded by hot Suicide Girl strippers, I have somewhere for them to play...
Oh, and somewhere I'll need a practice room so I can twang my upright bass without pissing off anyone else..
I think I'm gonna have to marry me a rockstar. Travis Barkers wife bought him a Cadillac for his birthday. I want a Caddy....
Once, after an eyehategod gig at the Kingston Peel, I saw a girl strip to 'walk' by Pantera. That was a good day..
x fin x
p.s. In other news, I haven't been doing a fucking thing..
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a girl stripping to pantera? now thats the kinda strip club i wanna go to! i like strip clubs, but i want the cool rock clubs where they play good fuckin music!
you got a upright bass? do you play? id love to see a pic of it!