cherry_deadly

ouch! this is me throwing in the towel on my weekend.

I am lightweight, softcore .... hangover from hell and i cant do it all again tonight, i shall stay in and read a boook instead, leave the rest of the fun to the boys and girls who are currently snoring away on couches and floors around my house.

I've been awake since 6:30 and feel like a particularly skanky pair of pants, beer induced guilt has made me clean the bathroom and kitchen and now i'm off to swim for a while to shake off this feeling of bleurghhhhhhhhhhh! and then i'm gonna get all Delia and cook a sunday dinner for everyone, yorkshire puddings and all that, i shall be wholesome and ladylike instead of the Trailer Trash Disco Bitch vision that is currently me.

Hand me that apron and some sensible shoes! Might even listen to Radio 4... hmmmmmmm.

xx