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Drunken banter part 1:

Cherri: I shouldn't sit like this, you can see my pants? I'm glad I'm wearing nice pants.
My boy from mars: Ice pants?
Mister Tree: You're wearing ice pants?
Cherri: No I said-
Mister Tree: That can't be good, I don't think I'd like to wear ice pants
My boy from mars: Nah, you'd probably get...y'know... stuck to them... a tounge on a lamppost kinda situation
Mister Tree: Gotta be better than fire pants though
Cherri: They should give fire pants to olympic athletes. They'd never stop running. If you had to wear either ice pants or fire pants for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
My boy from mars: Fire pants
Cherri: You'd rather get your dick burned than stuck to some ice?
Mister Tree: Ah, see you're a girl, you don't understand about shrinkage
My boy from mars: Exactly! I'd rather be a little too hot than have my dick shrink to the size of a shrew!
Cherri: But you'd get burned!
My boy from mars: Not if I could turn the fire pants on and off
Cherri: What like fantastic four? "Flame pants on!"
My boy from mars: Yeah, exactly.
Cherri: Well now you're just being absurd