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Today I served coffee and a scone to a transvestite while a brass band dressed as napoleonic soldiers played the theme tune to The A Team. Sometimes I just have to stop and look around and say "Wow...this really is my life."

My boy from mars told the story of his car crash tonight. "floor floor floor, sky sky sky, floor floor floor, tree, sky sky" and how his mother climbed back into the car to rescue the fluffy dice which was splattered with his friend's blood. That's how incredible this guy is; he can make a car crash fucking hilarious

Woody totally made my day when...
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This conversation makes me sad:

Pods: It doesn't freak you out that I think you're really hot?
Cherri: No, not at all
Pods: Cos I do, y'know, I really like you...
Cherri: Yeah, I know. I've known all along
[Long pause]
Cherri: You know I love you right? Just not in that way...
Pods: Yeah...

I wanted to tell him that he's one of my...
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Reasons to be happy:
1. Found a pub in my hometown I actually like, might not have to go over the bridge for a good time
2. Seeing Flick again after 6 months. She's still my favourite blonde person
3. Birthday present from my parents: a writing course
4. Birthday present from my brother: a CD player for my car
5. Birthday present from myself:...
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Drunken banter part 1:

Cherri: I shouldn't sit like this, you can see my pants? I'm glad I'm wearing nice pants.
My boy from mars: Ice pants?
Mister Tree: You're wearing ice pants?
Cherri: No I said-
Mister Tree: That can't be good, I don't think I'd like to wear ice pants
My boy from mars: Nah, you'd probably get...y'know... stuck to them... a tounge...
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Update on my boy from mars (because this is the only place i feel free to admit how i feel about him) :

Last time I saw him was about 2 weeks ago, i was VERY drunk and I had a go at him for only really liking me when hes drunk. was dying of shame the next day until i realised he never remembers...
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I can't even explain how weird this week has been:

Sally had a house party, I passed out in the park and she threw up on Matt's face. Sian and I had a heart-to-heart about how we're both permanently fucked up by our pasts

Went swimming in the sea in our clothes and Heather and I walked back to the car through town in our...
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