Hey I need someone to shoot my set... anyone up for it?
I had the weirdest dream last night. Joey and I were in Vegas and we hooked up with this girl at a Cirque Du'Soleil show. We were back at our hotel room and she and I were completely going at it, when she jumps up, grabs my wallet, and runs out the door... Completely naked.
Bad omen or just slightly strange?
Time to go get some stuff ready to mail, ahh the joys of being a lazy bum.
So I went to see Casper at work today... but apparently it was not time for her to hawk porno yet, so I just bought a vibrator instead. Any vibrator that I don't own is definitely one that I need.
I'm incredibly hot right now and I would like to assure all of you that you would do me, I would prove it but Joey took the digital camera to Iraq and I have to wait until we get paid tomorrow to get a new one.
I had the weirdest dream last night. Joey and I were in Vegas and we hooked up with this girl at a Cirque Du'Soleil show. We were back at our hotel room and she and I were completely going at it, when she jumps up, grabs my wallet, and runs out the door... Completely naked.
Bad omen or just slightly strange?
Time to go get some stuff ready to mail, ahh the joys of being a lazy bum.
So I went to see Casper at work today... but apparently it was not time for her to hawk porno yet, so I just bought a vibrator instead. Any vibrator that I don't own is definitely one that I need.
I'm incredibly hot right now and I would like to assure all of you that you would do me, I would prove it but Joey took the digital camera to Iraq and I have to wait until we get paid tomorrow to get a new one.
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and poop on you, i work tonight, 6-9.
um. and tomorrow, 1-9?
I could really use some vodka or at least 2 lemon drops right now.