what the fuck is wrong with me. i have drank enough alcohol this weekend to kill a small elephant. i know this because i tested it. i went to the honolulu zoo stole a baby elephant and force fed it the same amount of alcohol we had drank thursday night. the elephant died we went back to the bar. so the question is why does this not make me alcoholic? and how the hell can i out drink an elephant it just doesnt make sense to me.
501blue:
hey dude. sorry i didn't accept you. i didn't know you were dan's buddy, b/c i didn't see hawaii for location or anything.
501blue:
that is, sorry i'm so hairy. p.s. ask dan about the raspberry wheat beer and field sobriety tests.