cheftony

I'm so fn bored. This is hands down the most boring weekend I'v encountered in quite a while. I didn't have any work going on, no weed, no booze. Just sat around watching movies and grilled up some burgers.

So how was everyone's weekend?

...
This is bat country!

*getting up off floor*

*looks around*

Yup

Still stoned.

*lights the bong, inhales, exhales, then passes out*

NEWSFLASH

I'm pretty fuckin' high right now.


That is all

Well, since I'm a freakin' chef, I figured I'd share one of my recipes with youze. If'n you like it, try it, lemme know. If you want more, let me know too.

So here we go:

Scallops in Pastry

1 lb scallops (any size will do, but if you're trying to impress, use U-10's- trust me)
1 Tbsp olive oil
1/2 cup butter, approx.
1...
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OOOooooook, so I don't have horns anymore. Now I've gone and tuned into a tiny dog.

Amazing, no? Bet ya never thought the Chef would turn into a friggin' puppy, 'eh?

Oi. Not much to report, been working like a mofo again. Saw the new Star Wars. If yer into it, it's hands down the best one. Imagine the goodness that's Empire, with a lot of dying, lots of force stuff and lots of Palpatine. I dug it.

So yeah, not much. Smoked a lot of herb last night with some buddies of mine, we crashed...
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Damn, I was just lookin at my picture over there. DAMN I've got a nice ass.

Look at it.

Little.

Red.

Evil.

I like it.

Bzzzzzzzt!

I'm bored, someone leave a good question to answer in here....

Shnikey's, so what's goin' on? No one liked my kissy face thing? bah. Not much to report, hot the past few days in New Joisy.

So um, gimme a little love