I have not been on for a few days so sorry if I have missed anything. I have been waiting to tell someone this story for days but this is the only place I can really tell it. So in the grand tradition of betenoir, a conversation:
The wife had been out running around to a million places after I got off work and was kind of frazzled but in a pretty good mood. When she texted that she was on her way back across town we had this exchange.
The Wife: I'm coming home.
Chefdaddy: Hey, while you are out running around why don't you stop by Risque's (our local sex shop)and bring me home a horny wife?
TW: Whose?
CD: oh, just any bi, sexy, thick girl with a big ass that likes to fuck fat guys.
no response
CD: You know, a unicorn.
no response
At this point I assume the conversation is over and that she is not responding because she is driving. Ten minutes later I get a phone call.
CD: What's up mama?
TW: So I'm here and they want a description.
CD: What are you talking about?
TW: I'm at Risque's and they need a description. They say they have a couple things but they want to know which one.
CD: what the fuck are you talking about?
TW: Dude you said unicorn.
CD: Did you just walk into the porn store go up to the chick and say "Hi, I'm looking for a unicorn"?
TW: well, yeah. oh... you meant...
CD: (Total uncontrolled gut laughter.)
In the background more laughter from the staff and " we have some ideas!"
TW. I'm just going to keep looking.
edit
I love my fucking wife. She did end up coming home with some crazy multi vibe setting doodad and we had a crazy night.
The wife had been out running around to a million places after I got off work and was kind of frazzled but in a pretty good mood. When she texted that she was on her way back across town we had this exchange.
The Wife: I'm coming home.
Chefdaddy: Hey, while you are out running around why don't you stop by Risque's (our local sex shop)and bring me home a horny wife?
TW: Whose?
CD: oh, just any bi, sexy, thick girl with a big ass that likes to fuck fat guys.
no response
CD: You know, a unicorn.
no response
At this point I assume the conversation is over and that she is not responding because she is driving. Ten minutes later I get a phone call.
CD: What's up mama?
TW: So I'm here and they want a description.
CD: What are you talking about?
TW: I'm at Risque's and they need a description. They say they have a couple things but they want to know which one.
CD: what the fuck are you talking about?
TW: Dude you said unicorn.
CD: Did you just walk into the porn store go up to the chick and say "Hi, I'm looking for a unicorn"?
TW: well, yeah. oh... you meant...
CD: (Total uncontrolled gut laughter.)
In the background more laughter from the staff and " we have some ideas!"
TW. I'm just going to keep looking.
edit
I love my fucking wife. She did end up coming home with some crazy multi vibe setting doodad and we had a crazy night.