My three day weekend starts now. The first week of the two weeks of cleaning has gone better than I expected. Almost everyone came in down to get dirty so we have really accomplished a lot. The members pitched such a fit last year about us cooking our selves lunch on cleaning days that this year they declared that no one was allowed to cook anything during the shut down. Last year we just ate leftover crap and one day I made a casserole out of left overs, nothing extravagant, but they were dicks about it. So this year they screwed us but last night I got them back a little. They without asking me put on the calendar that we would have brats in the bar on wed. night. Usually I caramelize some onions and boil them in some beer and then mark them off on the grill so that they are bombsy. This time since they were dicks and no one mentioned anything about it to me til 2 o clock or so, I just dumped them in a roaster with some water and let them poach for a couple hours and get good a gray. When they asked me to do it I said "I don't know what I can do all the equipment is disconnected and I am not allowed to cook anything anyway". They said to just put the in a roaster and I did, with no love and a little smile. Served on the cheapest hot dog buns i could find with just ketchup from the bar. Bitchy old codgers can bite my giant speckled ass.
So, since I am off I will be going to see my crazy ass grandma on saturday with the girls. My grandma has some sort of dementia and while she has always been sweet to me has never really been a sweet old lady. For a while she kept forgetting who my grand pa was and attacking him while he slept in his chair. He is a saint and twice her size so he fights her off and calms her down but if she does it again they will have to put her in a home with an Alzheimer's ward. I pity the fools that get stuck with her when that happens because she is feisty. When they got married her dad told my grand pa never to buy her any thing cast iron or a rolling pin if he didn't want to get hit with them. He wasn't joking. So my phone call with her was short and odd and I don't think she knew who I was but she was checking everything with some one in the room, hopefully my grand pa, so I hope they know we are coming. She still gets to answer the phone because he can't hear on the phone, he just says yes and uh huh and passes you back to her. With Dad gone I have to keep an I on them down there but even he stayed away when things got crazy. When I went down in October things were better than I had heard and i dropped in unannounced so I could get a realistic picture and not a prepared scene. I was told that she was having a good day I hope she is having a good day Saturday so the girls can have a good time. The only great grandmother I every knew had lived in a nursing home for 20 years and we went and got her out for easter, mothers day, thanksgiving and christmas. By the time I came around she had had a stroke and didn't talk much or move around at all. Any way, enough of that.
The Ziz has requested "dinner at home" which must mean we have been eating out too much here lately. I bought stuff to make her a couple good dinners while I'm off. Also while I am off I need to find out how to fix my I pod I got for xmas then promptly shattered the face on. I am not allowed to own anything nice or dainty. I was going to get a case for it before I took it to work but I was just doing inventory so I thought I could be good, it did not bounce like my phone. It still works but it is not pretty.
Warning this will get in your head. Best thing Todd Rundgren ever did. You can disagree but you'll be wrong.
This is a cool thing that the wife got me. One of her high school friends makes them and sells them on line. She calls them angry squids. I have named him Early. He is prone to wooping up a rebel yell and pouncing from across the room on unsuspecting wives that have been playing fucking solitaire for an hour and a half and are totally neglecting there doting husbands.
And because I care about each and everyone of you here is one of the greatest songs ever writ.
So, since I am off I will be going to see my crazy ass grandma on saturday with the girls. My grandma has some sort of dementia and while she has always been sweet to me has never really been a sweet old lady. For a while she kept forgetting who my grand pa was and attacking him while he slept in his chair. He is a saint and twice her size so he fights her off and calms her down but if she does it again they will have to put her in a home with an Alzheimer's ward. I pity the fools that get stuck with her when that happens because she is feisty. When they got married her dad told my grand pa never to buy her any thing cast iron or a rolling pin if he didn't want to get hit with them. He wasn't joking. So my phone call with her was short and odd and I don't think she knew who I was but she was checking everything with some one in the room, hopefully my grand pa, so I hope they know we are coming. She still gets to answer the phone because he can't hear on the phone, he just says yes and uh huh and passes you back to her. With Dad gone I have to keep an I on them down there but even he stayed away when things got crazy. When I went down in October things were better than I had heard and i dropped in unannounced so I could get a realistic picture and not a prepared scene. I was told that she was having a good day I hope she is having a good day Saturday so the girls can have a good time. The only great grandmother I every knew had lived in a nursing home for 20 years and we went and got her out for easter, mothers day, thanksgiving and christmas. By the time I came around she had had a stroke and didn't talk much or move around at all. Any way, enough of that.
The Ziz has requested "dinner at home" which must mean we have been eating out too much here lately. I bought stuff to make her a couple good dinners while I'm off. Also while I am off I need to find out how to fix my I pod I got for xmas then promptly shattered the face on. I am not allowed to own anything nice or dainty. I was going to get a case for it before I took it to work but I was just doing inventory so I thought I could be good, it did not bounce like my phone. It still works but it is not pretty.
Warning this will get in your head. Best thing Todd Rundgren ever did. You can disagree but you'll be wrong.
This is a cool thing that the wife got me. One of her high school friends makes them and sells them on line. She calls them angry squids. I have named him Early. He is prone to wooping up a rebel yell and pouncing from across the room on unsuspecting wives that have been playing fucking solitaire for an hour and a half and are totally neglecting there doting husbands.
And because I care about each and everyone of you here is one of the greatest songs ever writ.
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Thank you for seeing beyond the shite.