cheesyplasticwar

They call me Spittle Allin...

I now have a list of useable aliases thanks to you, crazy waste-of-time internet thingie!



EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot:

- Cardamom Quito (tengo tipo, senor...)

SOCIALITE ALIAS: Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:

- Scoop Pinedale (the guy with a coif and pinetree air freshener cologne)

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name:

- D. Hei (not a high, but D. Hei)

ROCK STAR ALIAS: Name of Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of a Bad-Ass Celeb:

- Spittle Allin (of the cumfucs)

DIVA ALIAS: Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:

- Blueberry Drano (new improved flavor)

DETECTIVE ALIAS: Favorite Animal + Where You Last Went to School:

- Tiger New Orleans (all about the roscoes and dames)

BARFLY ALIAS: Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink:

- Snickers Whiskey (fuckin'-A, they call me this at the pub now)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived:

- Scott Sneffels (never seen without a cardigan tied by its sleeves around his neck)