cheeseeye

life keeps going faster and faster and for such a long time it seems nothing has happened and I have been stuck with one foot nailed to the floor screaming and ranting but accomplishing nothing...

and then the bubble sortof collapsed...or melted really, and i got kindof lost for a little bit, and sad and lonely and very tired of fighting the forces of darkness and i couldn't tell where the horizon was and i think my whole instrument panel short circuited, and i was attacked by gnomes....it was bad... v. bad.

then the lights went out and i i couldn't find my shoes or lip gloss or anything.

so, of course, i started crying and drinking tequila, but that didn't really help, especially as was not v. much tequila so just felt kindof gross...

and i got rescued from the gnomes, thank god, and some zombie angel brigade guys stopped by and brought supplies and flashlights...and one even had some lip gloss... (poof i guess)

and now i am starting round two in the match for world dominance, and i feel strong and full of silliness and delight at how weird life is...

and love my lovely friends. are so good. sooo.....goood....

more later after cocktails and pig.