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Another time wasting opportunity.

My friends Birdy and sitandspin have raved so much about this site that I finally buckled and signed up.

I could say that I only joined because I'm interested in the literary community here, but if you believe that you'll believe me when I say I only watch porn for the great cinematography and story lines.

A little insight into the warped workings of my cerebral cortex: if you find this nose-snortingly funny (well, not this week's strip), then we'll get along famously.

Off to work, now.