chazstrummer

I heard this song on the way back from my last job today. Sort of appropriate.


It's A Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass
Paul Thorn

Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitching
About whatever it was
She was bitching about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna' give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass