chazstrummer

Did I say Tuesday?

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through SG
Most creatures were stirring including Niobe
Radiofrank in a Leafs jersey and freakpirate with no shirt
Had just settled in for a karaoke verse
Jonnytrrrash7 passed out in a corner, a hangover looming for sure,
With hopes that Santa would be bringing a cure
A noise down the hall, was it some nut?
No 'twas but Lucy and her blistered butt
No noise from Sophie, she was knitting away
Toothpickmoe was watching lucha libre
JenniRae was dancing to Adam & the Ants
Drake was drawing someone who had no pants
And where was Santa, some said that he had died
MarginWalker2002's ship's guns had misfired
No, said Absinthe, not in the least
Lily had just seen him down the road a piece
Cheech was watching an obscure movie
ClearBrightFire was dodging her son's pee
Clover was learning a language or two
While Myra was chasing a ferret or two
Bella420 was trying not to smoke
Lussie was taking a series of photos
Scarydoll was watching a video on youtube
Suzy_Kabloozy was trying to rein in her boobs
Xtine was wishing for more Hello Kitty
Aya was playing with her Xbox 360
Marlowe was holding a lightbulb over her head
Thai was studying something that was dead
When Santa had finally arrived in his sleigh
He received a gift for each that he gave
An awesome tattoo from dangergirl
A dance and a drink from Danielle
Fudge from Echo, artwork from Juliana
And a great Southern meal from Llona
A bass and guitar duet from Sid and Linz
And pole dancing from Saya and RavenIsis
Santa was quite pleased with the entire scene
He said it was unlike anything that he'd seen
As he departed he bellowed with glee
Merry Christmas to all and to all SG!