part II
okay - so it seems that nothing was left behind. damnation. so where was my story for the day before i last left off???
umm...
well... oh - okay, can i ask, why the fuck can i not change my profile pictures? i keep trying but they just dont change? i've resized everything and it still wont work.
okay - i'm over that now.
so i was saying, i got a message from a girl i shagged a while ago, she was really cute, and quite a bit younger than me - let me type this for you - well most of it anyway - i would feel rather conceited if i read the entire message to you - but here is the condensed version:
'not sure if you remember me, it has been a long time, its xxx we me up in st kilda you kind of intimidated me with how xxx you were. but you were fucking good. just thought i'd tell you.'
okay - just listing the above makes me feel like a fucking tool, however can i ask the general public that if you got that message, you would think you were in for another.... meet, drink, shag, conversation?
so i text her back because i really quite liked her, and not another word! boy oh boy!!!
gee girls can be hard sometimes, where to go from here? whatever. i'm okay as i am. perhaps i should shag a boy or two instead? there is an idea! boys dont get stuck the way girls do.
god bless the boys. it's just that girls are so fucking hot.
perhaps i'm dumb.
okay - so it seems that nothing was left behind. damnation. so where was my story for the day before i last left off???
umm...
well... oh - okay, can i ask, why the fuck can i not change my profile pictures? i keep trying but they just dont change? i've resized everything and it still wont work.
okay - i'm over that now.
so i was saying, i got a message from a girl i shagged a while ago, she was really cute, and quite a bit younger than me - let me type this for you - well most of it anyway - i would feel rather conceited if i read the entire message to you - but here is the condensed version:
'not sure if you remember me, it has been a long time, its xxx we me up in st kilda you kind of intimidated me with how xxx you were. but you were fucking good. just thought i'd tell you.'
okay - just listing the above makes me feel like a fucking tool, however can i ask the general public that if you got that message, you would think you were in for another.... meet, drink, shag, conversation?
so i text her back because i really quite liked her, and not another word! boy oh boy!!!
gee girls can be hard sometimes, where to go from here? whatever. i'm okay as i am. perhaps i should shag a boy or two instead? there is an idea! boys dont get stuck the way girls do.
god bless the boys. it's just that girls are so fucking hot.
perhaps i'm dumb.
Respond babe. Fuck those who would judge.