European bathrooms are amazing...
you have a highly pressurized moveable showerhead in hevery bathtub, which is a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to strategically position oneself under the faucet for some aquatic auto-erotics (i'm sure plenty of the ladies and more imaginative men know what i'm talking about)
and
there's always a bide next to the toilet, which certainly makes ass eating all the more pleasant.
smart smart smart europeans.
Yesterday I jumped off a cliff topless in knee high boots into the fucking salty mediterranean.
...
hedonism NOW!!!
you have a highly pressurized moveable showerhead in hevery bathtub, which is a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to strategically position oneself under the faucet for some aquatic auto-erotics (i'm sure plenty of the ladies and more imaginative men know what i'm talking about)
and
there's always a bide next to the toilet, which certainly makes ass eating all the more pleasant.
smart smart smart europeans.
Yesterday I jumped off a cliff topless in knee high boots into the fucking salty mediterranean.
...
hedonism NOW!!!

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there is no bide in my bathroom though. but i'm not on the main land. (although britons would say that i am).