Hello! I'm just an average guy from the heart of America looking to make friends and influence people. Respect me, and I'll respect you. If you don't respect me...well, 'problem' won't even friggin' describe what I'm capable of! 
Seriously, it's an honor to be here! Now, where are those ladies my momma warned me about?
Seriously, it's an honor to be here! Now, where are those ladies my momma warned me about?