charlatan

Twenty Eight year old male is seeking out woman for dinner and a movie with an occasional nightcap.

Me: Considers himself mildly intelligent, occasionally handsome. Is gainfully employed, owns his own car, and buys tabs two weeks after expiration to make a point.

You: Must bathe on a regular basis, be able to hold a conversation, and be nice to me in public, cannot attend AA meetings.

Serious applicants need not apply.

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