charlatan

Here is my newest girl meeting technique. I tried it tonight.

I'm sitting in a crowded bar and a cute girl comes in.
She gets a drink next to me.
We look at each other and smile casually.
She goes and sits at a table behind me.
I wait a few moments and turn to find her.
We look at each other and smile again, acknowledging each other.
I decide to go and speak to her.
She sees me begin to stir and continues looking at me, smiling.
I take one drink for luck before I stand.
The ice in my glass gets all unorganized and as I tip my glass to a 45 degree angle, the contents spill all over me and into my lap.
I turn back around, completely embarrassed.

fin

Smooth, huh?