charitee

So.... my house will be full with friends tonight. Just the way I like it.

There is one problem with having house guests.. my house looks like a fucking tornado hit it. I guess I have to clean. I thought I'd share my cleaning ritual with you people:

10:20 - Type 'pity me becuase I have to clean' journal entry

10:30 - Breakfast.. Coco Puffs and Coffee. Yum!

11:00 - Clean up all soda can, beer cans, beer bottles, cigarette boxes, general trash shit.

11:15 - Clean livingroom, dust, vaccum

12:00 - Clean kitchen, dishes, wash kitchen floor.

12:45 - Lunch with the kid.

1:45 - Clean bathroom, scrub potty, vanity, mirrors.

2:30 - Clean dining room, find kitchen table, hide bills (all unpaid), vaccum.

3:30 - Clean kids play room since the friends have a rugrat and he could get lost in the toys.

4:00 - Snack time.

4:44 Sleep with young Texan boy (just for you my sweet baby boy!)

4:45 - waste time until dinner

6:00 - Dinner

7:30 - Friends arrive - start drinking.

There ya go.. my day in a nut shell.. at some point during the day I'll shower and shave my legs.

My life is typical and I'm still transparent.