Mood : Absolutely Pissed off and ashamed!!!
My Body has betrayed me...and hates me and this is why!!!
so tuesday night i went to a couple of bars for my friends birthday and met this girl and we kicked it off great and had lots of fun and all that jazz. flirted, kissed, got drunk...it was grand. The night was going great. Then around 2am we decided to go back to my place where we proceeded to pass out in bed until I woke up around ohhh 4am. I then started kissing her...turning her on and all that and we did some foreplay and all was going great and I had a rock solid erection that i could have killed someone with. Well...i then asked her if she wanted me inside her and she said yes and then just as i was about to enter her...She wanted me to put on a condom...which is cool and all except that i didnt have any and while i was looking for them i lost my erection. AND DAMN IT ALL IF FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING NIGHT I COULDNT GET A FUCKING ERECTION TO SAVE ME. No matter what we tried i could not get it up. And believe me...i TRIED!!! and so did she.
it is what i lovingly refer to as the best worst night of my fucking life
at the end when i said i didnt have any condoms she was like..oh fuck it..as in she wanted me inside her anyway. But, well...for some unknown reason that my body seems to be allied against me...i couldnt do a damn thing and trust me i was horny enough...i definately wanted her. .....thus.....my body hates me and...this is the kicker...i havent had sex since..ohh, last december. I know, right??? feel very sorry for me!!! so this would have been so nice and wonderful but no...maybe it was the fact that I masterbated earlier that day, or the fact that i was tired, drunk, have been under alot of stress...a little nervous...who knows...but i had a damn erection earlier and then..poof..it was gone, like no matter how hard i pumped it or no matter how hard she pumped it...nothin.
ARRRGGGGGGGGGGG
thats my story...im gonna go put my dick in a blender now, alot of good its doing me!!!!
Now so far there are two outside influences that could have contributed to this...
1. MK is so damn sexy that it affects me in this fasion...with my penis on strike cause it doesnt want second best...or
2. Tease has put a voodoo curse on me cause she doesnt want me cheating on her...
SG WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF ALL MEN!!!!!!
BUT I LOVE IT....
My Body has betrayed me...and hates me and this is why!!!
so tuesday night i went to a couple of bars for my friends birthday and met this girl and we kicked it off great and had lots of fun and all that jazz. flirted, kissed, got drunk...it was grand. The night was going great. Then around 2am we decided to go back to my place where we proceeded to pass out in bed until I woke up around ohhh 4am. I then started kissing her...turning her on and all that and we did some foreplay and all was going great and I had a rock solid erection that i could have killed someone with. Well...i then asked her if she wanted me inside her and she said yes and then just as i was about to enter her...She wanted me to put on a condom...which is cool and all except that i didnt have any and while i was looking for them i lost my erection. AND DAMN IT ALL IF FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING NIGHT I COULDNT GET A FUCKING ERECTION TO SAVE ME. No matter what we tried i could not get it up. And believe me...i TRIED!!! and so did she.
it is what i lovingly refer to as the best worst night of my fucking life
at the end when i said i didnt have any condoms she was like..oh fuck it..as in she wanted me inside her anyway. But, well...for some unknown reason that my body seems to be allied against me...i couldnt do a damn thing and trust me i was horny enough...i definately wanted her. .....thus.....my body hates me and...this is the kicker...i havent had sex since..ohh, last december. I know, right??? feel very sorry for me!!! so this would have been so nice and wonderful but no...maybe it was the fact that I masterbated earlier that day, or the fact that i was tired, drunk, have been under alot of stress...a little nervous...who knows...but i had a damn erection earlier and then..poof..it was gone, like no matter how hard i pumped it or no matter how hard she pumped it...nothin.
ARRRGGGGGGGGGGG
thats my story...im gonna go put my dick in a blender now, alot of good its doing me!!!!
Now so far there are two outside influences that could have contributed to this...
1. MK is so damn sexy that it affects me in this fasion...with my penis on strike cause it doesnt want second best...or
2. Tease has put a voodoo curse on me cause she doesnt want me cheating on her...
SG WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF ALL MEN!!!!!!
BUT I LOVE IT....
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tease:
hehe its not voodoo....you just had a guilty conscious 
. KISSES!
. KISSES!
dametokill4:
=[ thats very sad