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Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
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Muahaha! I am ARMED! The steel toe boots have arrived! *excitement*

So, what's the first thing I did with them besides for the obligatory new shoe tests and such? Fiegn kicking Julio in the shin. He thought I was about to kick him in the nuts... he made the most amusing face, too. He actually SQUEEKED, mouthed "ooooh!", his eyes bugged out and he jumped like a foot in the air. In hindsight I feel bad because I probably gave the dude a miniature heart attack, but still... christ almighty was that funny. I'm probably going to see if I can duplicate it sometime.

I'm a magnificent bastard... yes, I know (hey, at least I didn't actually kick him, I have some limits).

Seriously though, I did a few kick tests (on inanimate objects) right after the new shoe tests.... I would not kick someone with these fuckers unless I absolutely had to. Especially not in the nuts. That's just fucking cruel.

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