Haha... random event of the day:
Mark (a co-worker) was telling me something about how you could beat someone to death with a dildo in GTA San Andreas. Dan (one of the managers) walks by, I tell him that there's a plot to murder him via beating with a dildo afoot... mostly because I was bored. He goes completely dead serious on me for a second, picks up a spatula, spazzes out on a nearby packet of coldcuts I had just weighed out then walks away. He comes back a minute later, looks at his "handiwork" then announces "When Carlo (our boss) comes in on Monday and opens up this packet of coldcuts he's going to be like 'what... the... FUCK!?!?'" with a completely straight face. For some reason, at that point in time, it was hilarious. All three of us just died laughing.
I guess it was kind of a "had to be there" moment, but man... and yeah... I really hope that either I'm not there when that packet gets used or it's Dan that has to use it.
Mark (a co-worker) was telling me something about how you could beat someone to death with a dildo in GTA San Andreas. Dan (one of the managers) walks by, I tell him that there's a plot to murder him via beating with a dildo afoot... mostly because I was bored. He goes completely dead serious on me for a second, picks up a spatula, spazzes out on a nearby packet of coldcuts I had just weighed out then walks away. He comes back a minute later, looks at his "handiwork" then announces "When Carlo (our boss) comes in on Monday and opens up this packet of coldcuts he's going to be like 'what... the... FUCK!?!?'" with a completely straight face. For some reason, at that point in time, it was hilarious. All three of us just died laughing.
I guess it was kind of a "had to be there" moment, but man... and yeah... I really hope that either I'm not there when that packet gets used or it's Dan that has to use it.
yeah, being unique is wortlless, because even if you are one in a million, there are still 6 thousand other people just like you