chaoticdreamer4

Wow... my friends are retarded sometimes. It was decided earlier this evening that I have "flubs of steel", as opposed to abs of steel. Don't ask. Even I don't know. As far as I could figure, they got into a discussion about tummies while I was out of the room and when I came back my midsection was unexpectedly examined and that was declared. Although it was also said that mine was the "mini-me of tummies" since it's only noticable when I puff my stomach out or slouch when I'm sitting.

You'd think that someone who walks pretty much everywhere like I do would be able to lose that. On the other hand, I kind of like my mini-tummy. It keeps me warm in winter. I've also been told it makes me comfortable to lie on, which kinda makes sense in the same way it's nice if a girl has at least a bit of an ass so that they don't stab your leg if they decide to sit on your lap. I would know. I used to have a girlfriend with absolutely no ass and just... yeah... ow. Haha... kind of like so, except not quite as suggestive.

And as long as I'm quoting webcomics, this line isn't that funny if you think about it, but for some reason it cracks me up:

Micah: "A globe spanning network of millions of dollars in communications technology and it's being used to slander my junks."
Matt: "Technically, your junks have been libeled."

~ Mac Hall