So apparently my friend's sister has the hots for me because I can get her bird to not flip out and kill people? Idunno... I'm not sure if there were other factors, but that's what I heard. Whatever... I've only had birds as pets for... what... pretty much my whole life? Doesn't strike me as anything too special, but apparently that was a miracle or something.
So yeah... only problem with that is that it's my friend's sister. I'm probably going to die if I get within five feet of her now... dude'll just pop up behind me and put a knife to my throat.
I kid, of course, but still.
So yeah... only problem with that is that it's my friend's sister. I'm probably going to die if I get within five feet of her now... dude'll just pop up behind me and put a knife to my throat.
I kid, of course, but still.
a way with birds is admirable, however, not a sound foundation for romantic relations.
perhaps youve had a special place in her heart and the bird thing just pushed her over the edge!
i dunno, its none of your friends business anyway.