Amelie's sister has a psychic. She visits this psychic every now and then to glean inight into her life and the lives of those around her. This week she plans to ask her psychic about me. I don't know how she's going to read my "aura" from so far away... but just in case she doesn't miss and read the aura of some guy in St. Louis, I'll probably spend the week killing hookers, masturbating to Sesame Street, and rocking out to Englebert Humperdink. You know, just in case.
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