hey A!

is that your girl's butt or yours? I can't tell, as you have a girly butt.

anyway, you've been busy, which is good, but does it not suck that the pretty snow has turned into rain? fucking icky I say.

also you know what I accomplished this week? nothing except for buying more useless, expensive shit, including the FACES OF DEATH box set. you've seen those, I am sure of it, you sick sick bastard.

oh and we're getting a new tanning bed (-aka- xancer box) for christmas. isn't that delightful?

I miss yapping with you, but your life is sounding great so I'm happy.