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Thats what makes Trapped in the Closet Trapped in the Closet, because you never know whats going to happen, at the end, and its all about cliffhangers, its all about what you think is gonna happen: thats not whats gonna happen, its going to be something totally different.

-R. Kelly, commenting on his arguable masterpiece, "Trapped in the Closet."


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smuffy:
who wouldn't be into pugs?

they are the cutest, most lovable things ever.

and I want one, so so badly.

p.s. I need to find myself a job in boston! so pffft to you. tongue
smuffy:
my mom saw the pictures I took of you.

she was all like 'who is that good looking guy?'

so, go forth, feel good about yourself. you may be unemployed, but you look damn good slumming it. wink
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smuffy:
do you love my over-dramatization?
smuffy:
my days ay work have been busy busy busy.

good luck finding a job and write soon.

p.s. watch devil doctor woman. the doctor woman is a tranny and it's really funny.

bye. ♥
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quirky:
Ahh the joys of sea salt depositional zones.
spirk_a_doddle:
Wow, I love that pic.....your a photographer. Awsome!!! Im just getting into this hole photo shoot of pritty people with pritty things or in the background of pritty places. Tell me some time what you think of my work. Be awnest!! Ok...thanks confused

bok skull bok miao!!
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brinny:
i like it... i like it alot.
smuffy:
I miss summer nights on the beach.
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smuffy:
I {insert heart here} japanese midgets!

p.s. normally I hate holidays, except for the fact that it gives me time to take care of things, like watching movies I'd been putting off for weeks.
smuffy:
brain sensaling system

sensaling. haha.

p.s. there is quite a bit of nudity in these films. ususally the japanese are very discreet about such things.

(do you love my play by play, or hate it?)
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smuffy:
in other news, I love new york city!

love
smuffy:
...but I don't love the blisters on my feets.
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emilygee:
Dirty, nasty, crazy Tom.

I love it.
mallory:
i dont like the sound quality on the tape i made you.. so i dont want to send it.. if you dont care/dont want to wait i will mail it to you anyway..
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smuffy:
free legal advice?

haha.

I knows very little about landlord/tenant law, but as far as I know there is nothing anyobne can do to prevent you from breaking your lease. they'll make you pay, by way of holding your security deposit and what not but they can't do anything to hold you back from breaking it.
smuffy:
hey!

I saw you posted in the legal group!

did you get any good insight into your situation?

I'm sorry I couyldn't help more, but I'm not smart! I don't know what made you think that. surreal
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mallory:
im stuck on the last song on your mixtape..
also.. the first song might be screwed up because i spray painted it without rewinding it all the way first.. so im apologizing ahead of time..
smuffy:
hey A!

is that your girl's butt or yours? I can't tell, as you have a girly butt. tongue

anyway, you've been busy, which is good, but does it not suck that the pretty snow has turned into rain? fucking icky I say.

also you know what I accomplished this week? nothing except for buying more useless, expensive shit, including the FACES OF DEATH box set. you've seen those, I am sure of it, you sick sick bastard.

oh and we're getting a new tanning bed (-aka- xancer box) for christmas. isn't that delightful?

I miss yapping with you, but your life is sounding great so I'm happy.

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helltotheno still being creepy? I think you should ignore her. she seems stalkerish. trust me. I have a good vibe about these things.

bye bye. oxox



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Proteus

Cousin Stephen, you will never be a saint. Isle of saints. You were awfully holy, weren't you? You prayed to the Blessed Virgin that you might not have a red nose. You prayed to the devil in Serpentine avenue that the fubsy widow in front might lift her clothes still more from the wet street. O si, certo! Sell your soul for that, do,...
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smuffy:
where are you?

I have a totally non-scary profile picture now.
smuffy:

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that helltotheno person is giving me a creepy vibe for some reason.

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jena:
What comment was I responding to? surreal

I'm heading there prolly soon. I always leave with a new tattoo too. Hope Street employs my artist.
cherry:
Boys making dinner for stressed out girls, is the best. What did you make?

Cherry xxxxx.
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smuffy:
do you like this one?

I was about to leave you a message because I'm going to be heading back into providence soon.

would soonish be a bad or good time to drop by?
smuffy:
ok I'm leaving now then. I'll call when I'm at your house. biggrin