chanel

This is what I pretty much look like these days.

[pissed off and bitter]

well.not all the time.

I got my apprenticeship at the hotel. very awesome. yay me!

I stretched the ears to 1/2 inch. yay!


I have been going out more recently. Im not so much of a hermit anymore..which is nice.

I wish I could show you all a sneek photo of the set, but that wouldnt be nice.

or fair. I guess.

Been reading alot lately. Hunter S. Thompson and Amsterdam by one of my favorite authors, Ian McEwan.

I want to start my sleeve. or my chest peice. quite quite badly.

no money.

King Missle..detachable penis song. This is for Arete..hahaha..this song is AMAZING

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

very very first song I heard of King Missle.

I have also been listening to alot of Comeback Kid lately. Holy lord, I worship the ground they walk upon for making my morning drive easier.

I wont mention star wars..oh wait. I did. Going to see it tonight. yay!

Heh. well..not much else to say.
whats everyone else reading these days?

C.

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