I have been tagged by the lovely Arete...and its about time to update. Im sitting at Simons house in Toronto about to go to York and pick up a friend. Yes. I am a taxi driver.
1. I have moved around my whole life. My dad is a Chef, and likes to move us around alot. And I mean alot. I mostly grew up in Antigua and Jamaica, which was fun. Tis my home. MY parents live there still. I live with my brother in a shit ass town in Canada. bollocks.
2. I was engaged once. I was 19. Then I had a nervous breakdown and needless to say, I am no longer engaged.
3. I am mostly friends with guys. I can count on one hand how many girls I know and actually talk to..which is fine by me. I will never understand them, but jesus christ I love them regardless. Im one anyways, and Im insane.
4. When I was in grade 6, I peed my pants in front of the entire class, and nobody noticed. To this day, nobody noticed how that puddle appeared on the floor.
5. I havent been single since I was 15. Somebody once said to me its because I never really knew my dad, and that I have a detachment issue from people in general. Stupid Freud.
6. I love Star Wars. When I was growing up I had a Star Wars poster with Luke Skywalker on it on the back of my door. I kissed it every night for 6 years. When I finally had to take it down the paper had worn down and you could totally tell what I had been doing.
7. I started masterbating at age 7. I havent been able to stop since.
8. I want to have sex in a furnitature store. Its my ultimate thing in life, doing it in Ikea or some classy store with nice made beds and couches.
9. Sometimes I wont shower for a few days, and thats fine with me. Even when I work.
10. I have taken quite a fair amount of drugs and alcohol in my time, but I will never touch heroin. Ever. I remember taking acid when I was in private school and having to talk to my housemaster at the end of the night. Worst experience of my life.
11. I have chipmunk cheeks. And from the beginning of time I have wanted to remove them.
12. I hate wearing bras. For the last three years I havent bought a single one. I wear those tank tops or camisoles?...I feel constriced when I wear them, hurts my skin between the ladies.
13. For the most part, I could probably hurt you more emotionally then you will ever hurt me. And I know this. Yet I can love you till the end of time if you prove it to me.
14. My great Aunt just died yesterday. It has made me realize that my already tiny family is getting smaller by the years. I only have 3 cousins and I never see them.
15. My mother and I havent been able to have a civil conversation in 10 years. I wish that it wasnt like that.
16. I have a little brother who is most awesome. He knows computers inside and out, and hes probably going to make millions one day. He is very political as well. He will also take over the world as well. Some of you who play the computer games online..probably talk to him. Hes very awesome.
17. I lived in Georgia once. In a very small town called Eatonton. Full of Rednecks.
18. I have a very large crush on Kensington.
19. Karate was a very prominent event in my life for six years. I was going to go for my black belt and then I started smoking pot. Dammit.
20. I am Matthew Good's greatest fan. I kid you not. The lyrics to "waiting for the great destruction" are going to be permamently on my body next week. The entire song. It means alot to me though, and thats another story kids.
Now I tag Kade, Spark_of_life, walkswithbears, and anybody else who reads this journal.
night kids.
with love
C.
1. I have moved around my whole life. My dad is a Chef, and likes to move us around alot. And I mean alot. I mostly grew up in Antigua and Jamaica, which was fun. Tis my home. MY parents live there still. I live with my brother in a shit ass town in Canada. bollocks.
2. I was engaged once. I was 19. Then I had a nervous breakdown and needless to say, I am no longer engaged.
3. I am mostly friends with guys. I can count on one hand how many girls I know and actually talk to..which is fine by me. I will never understand them, but jesus christ I love them regardless. Im one anyways, and Im insane.
4. When I was in grade 6, I peed my pants in front of the entire class, and nobody noticed. To this day, nobody noticed how that puddle appeared on the floor.
5. I havent been single since I was 15. Somebody once said to me its because I never really knew my dad, and that I have a detachment issue from people in general. Stupid Freud.
6. I love Star Wars. When I was growing up I had a Star Wars poster with Luke Skywalker on it on the back of my door. I kissed it every night for 6 years. When I finally had to take it down the paper had worn down and you could totally tell what I had been doing.
7. I started masterbating at age 7. I havent been able to stop since.
8. I want to have sex in a furnitature store. Its my ultimate thing in life, doing it in Ikea or some classy store with nice made beds and couches.
9. Sometimes I wont shower for a few days, and thats fine with me. Even when I work.
10. I have taken quite a fair amount of drugs and alcohol in my time, but I will never touch heroin. Ever. I remember taking acid when I was in private school and having to talk to my housemaster at the end of the night. Worst experience of my life.
11. I have chipmunk cheeks. And from the beginning of time I have wanted to remove them.
12. I hate wearing bras. For the last three years I havent bought a single one. I wear those tank tops or camisoles?...I feel constriced when I wear them, hurts my skin between the ladies.
13. For the most part, I could probably hurt you more emotionally then you will ever hurt me. And I know this. Yet I can love you till the end of time if you prove it to me.
14. My great Aunt just died yesterday. It has made me realize that my already tiny family is getting smaller by the years. I only have 3 cousins and I never see them.
15. My mother and I havent been able to have a civil conversation in 10 years. I wish that it wasnt like that.
16. I have a little brother who is most awesome. He knows computers inside and out, and hes probably going to make millions one day. He is very political as well. He will also take over the world as well. Some of you who play the computer games online..probably talk to him. Hes very awesome.
17. I lived in Georgia once. In a very small town called Eatonton. Full of Rednecks.
18. I have a very large crush on Kensington.
19. Karate was a very prominent event in my life for six years. I was going to go for my black belt and then I started smoking pot. Dammit.
20. I am Matthew Good's greatest fan. I kid you not. The lyrics to "waiting for the great destruction" are going to be permamently on my body next week. The entire song. It means alot to me though, and thats another story kids.
Now I tag Kade, Spark_of_life, walkswithbears, and anybody else who reads this journal.
night kids.
with love
C.
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And update quick before I go grey and talk about your wickedfantastic new hair!