chancesare

I went to the beach tonight and it was partly cloudy. So when I looked out onto the water I could see crystal-clear sky with stars in some parts of the sky, and a hazy dream-like mess in others. And I was all like "Yo god, if you're up there, why don't you just let me come on up. Cause people are really stupid and I'm tired of it down here."

But then I was like, you know, if god was real and had a sense of humor, he'd probably take me seriously and make me die, but then I'd get sent back to Earth to "help" the so-called people I hate, a la Highway to Heaven.

And if I got to walk around in the body of Michael Landon, that wouldn't be so bad.