championship

i was told this story like a month ago but i still think of it and i still giggle to myself.

a lesson in not smoking pot while you're pregnant.

so my friend nicole has two boys. one's three and one's six. halloween rolls around and her boys have their costumes, the three year old is dressed like a chicken. so just as a mom would, nicole says "honey what sound does a chicken make?"
the three year old responds "chicken! chicken!". the father kind of rolls his eyes, as the six year old chips in,
"you idiot a chicken says quack quack"
"oh god our kids are retarded".