i'm sorry but i hate weddings. wedding crashers only glorified a day that revolves around a blushing bride and everything she wants.
did i mention i had to go to a wedding yesterday? now, i was happy to be there. the groom has been like a brother to me for the past 15 years...but this wedding involved an hour long ceremony in a ridculously hot church, an hour and a half of pictures in a park and then a 45 minute drive to the reception...on a boat...with no music...no dancing...no alcohol...no way off or out for 4 hours...and very little fun. the only upsides were seeing some old friends, dressing up in a suit (which makes me look quite dapper, i clean up alright) and showing off my fox of a girlfriend. to make the bride and groom kiss you were supposed to sing instead of tapping your glass. my buddy and i did get a standing 'o' for our duet on "you've lost that loving feeling".
did i mention i had to go to a wedding yesterday? now, i was happy to be there. the groom has been like a brother to me for the past 15 years...but this wedding involved an hour long ceremony in a ridculously hot church, an hour and a half of pictures in a park and then a 45 minute drive to the reception...on a boat...with no music...no dancing...no alcohol...no way off or out for 4 hours...and very little fun. the only upsides were seeing some old friends, dressing up in a suit (which makes me look quite dapper, i clean up alright) and showing off my fox of a girlfriend. to make the bride and groom kiss you were supposed to sing instead of tapping your glass. my buddy and i did get a standing 'o' for our duet on "you've lost that loving feeling".