Saturday Aug 27, 2005

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according to my friend oscar the girl i was talking to last night was "super fucking hot." good for me! i guess that means i HAVE to call her now. we shall see how this works out.
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hollygolightly:
don't tell me you're getting picky! typical man. tongue
thelibra:
if you don't call her, i will.

Friday Aug 26, 2005

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FORMULA FOR MY LIFE:

3/4 Fecal Matter
1/4 Alcohol

shake violently for 30 seconds and serve chilled or warmed depending upon the season. let cool for 5 minutes. completely reject and hate for best results.

nate
alyk:
Garnish with a twist of gay...
sarahjane:
thanks for the comment on my set dear

Tuesday Aug 23, 2005

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Dear Australian girl I helped at work today,

I hope your family enjoys your gifts of Dig on dvd and possibly a sweet T. Rex Electric Warrior t-shirt. Did I mention that you're the first Australian I've met in person that I didn't think was an asshole and nor did i think you accent was annoying? No, I didn't. Cause I'm not one that seizes...
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lilyk:
I have entirely tired of your attempt to be remotely interesting.
alyk:
What are you doing? I'm in a celeb group thread...Come in and say something retarded...

Sunday Aug 21, 2005

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hollygolightly:
is your vibrator purple and sparkley? eeek
sweetbuns:
bbeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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i've been thinking a great deal about leaving new york lately. i go through this about every six months i think. i don't know why, i think i just get extremely antsy. this is my current thought on how i would exit this great city.

teaching english in a foreign country. most likely asia somewhere (japan hopefully) cause thats where they need them the most...
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lilyk:
well, that is much more humane and environmental wink
fatclub:
Okay, you were right, Death From Above 1979 kicks ass.

Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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why is it that i decide to go on benders that last several days? this most recent one being of the 4 day variety. it was damn fun though. probably did somethings i wouldn't have normally done but thats what benders are for right?

oh yeah, and when you get the chance could you pick me up all the seasons of home movies on dvd?...
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legionnaire:
I don't think my frail old body is capable of the 4 day bender anymore. Although I'm willing to test that hypothesis. Want to help?
fatclub:
So I looked up what Bauernschmaus means. It means "Farmer's Feast." I'm disappointed. I'd hoped it meant "The Face of God" or something.

Tuesday Aug 02, 2005

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so i think i might be gay. i just took off my headphones where i was listening to the hip new Sufjan Steven album to watch the Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?" video.

what can i say? i fucking love that woman. and her album. yes, the whole thing. not just a song or two. the whole. fucking. thing.

and she has a great...
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alyk:
No you don't...I actually hate you less than most...That's pretty bad...

I have to go to a cook out on the beach in a bit and the thought actually makes my stomach turn...
betsyjane:
A woman checked me in. There were I think four bunk beds in the room I was by myself most of the time though. Another girl appeared at some point. I forget if she was there at any time when I was with the hot chick. I was drunk and it was a few years ago.

Thursday Jul 28, 2005

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i can't sleep, i'm bored. i want to read but i don't have a lamp by the bed and i don't want to get up to turn on the light. i also hate sleeping with the light on, even though it'll be light in here in about 2 hours anyway. stupid windows.

i need to buy some Guitar Wolf import albums so if you have...
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negative:
>i was hoping to not pay 30 bucks for them but i guess that is just about what cds cost in japan. thanks for the tip on yesasia.com

Yeah, CDs and DVDs are quite expensive over there. Normal prices range between $20 and $30 for a regular length album.

Have you tried Mondo Kim's on St. Mark's Place? I used to get hard to find Japanese noise stuff there back in the day.

Thank you

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hollygolightly:
how many other girlfriends have you collected so far?

i need some boyfriend attention wink

Sunday Jul 24, 2005

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my job is so painfully boring. i really need to find some kind of job that stimulates me. both my jobs are just so mind numbingly dull that i'm not sure how much more i can stand.

i'm also thinking i need to start to learn how to make chicks swoon. my hands are getting way too strong for my own good lately. working out...
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hollygolightly:
ok ok.. because you are persistant you win a postcard... and because yes, you are indeed cute. blush
hollygolightly:
grow it back! that way i have something to play with when we stand outside and smoke. tongue

email me your addy so i can send your prize.

Monday Jul 18, 2005

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i just lifted weights for the first time since i was 21. i'm gonna fucking hurt tomorrow. stupid roommates. why did they have to buy barbells and a bench? it's just way to tempting. if they make me exercise any more than i have to i will kill them. after i make myself all buff and sexy of course.
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alyk:
I hate you for eating pizza...I had a Garden Chiknburger for lunch...Yup, fake chicken...

My mother in law has been here all day stalking me. Very scary.
alyk:
Did you decline it? I have no idea why people request friendship without ever even commenting to you. I hate that.

Last night I went to the beach and threw rocks, because I'm easily entertained.

I'm leaving to go to the city to shop...I will IM you when I get home just in case you're around...Try not to touch yourself in the meantime, whore.
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