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so i was looking at some new sets today and i realized that naked girls are really hot. bring me more of them and have them violate me in some way. hopefully through identity theft.

oh yeah, and someone send me a message on here. it would make me feel special.
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alyk:
Why are you sad? Is it because you know how much I hate you?

Yes, you should visit soon. The weather is getting kick ass, so you could just sleep on my front porch. We'll try to make it to a Sox game while you're here so we can shout at the opposing team with our mouths full of hotdog. They fucking hate that.
alyk:
So you want to just take turns punching each other in the face?
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this costs me too much money. but naked ladies are cool. i don't know what to do!
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mckenzie:
thank u for the comment on my new set!
alyk:
Lies. You love me and you know it. Such a pansy.
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Dear SuicideGirls.com,

I don't know how to quit you.

Sincerely,

Nate The Champagne of Dudes
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rigel:
the hotel we stayed at was actually ON garth brooks blvd. unfortunately, it was not worth it... we had no car so we spent a lot of time at teh liquor store and in our room!
alyk:
I just fed-ex'd you a quart of my urine. You're welcome.
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i need something to do. a hobby, a night job, i don't know, something that doesn't bore the shit out of me.

any suggestions?
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alyk:
God, I hate you.
raulbnuttz:
Look at how I can make it bigger! wink
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Merry Christmas you fucks! I spent 56 glorious hours in the winter wonderland that is Perry, OK. amazing. let me tell you. amazing
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lilyk:


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
krrn:
Luke Perry? confused
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STRIKE BITCHES!
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lilyk:


Yeah, I said it...
lilyk:
i did see your number on a few bathroom walls, but frankly i like to catch not pitcher, and two catchers is just a waste of time.
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drinking is a bad idea for me these days.

so lets do it some more!!

if you're in the city tomorrow (friday) get to pianos around 9 and check out el jezel. it's their record release. it should totally be the tits dude.
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frost:
those dont count!
frost:
biggrin
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why am i still on this website? i can't remember.

maybe i'll be reminded if i go drinking with the kids on friday? maybe? just maybe!!
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frost:
haha...g'nite
frost:
i did...thank you!