champagneofdudes

well, speaking of hot girls, Roller Girl came into the store tonight. spec-fucking-tacular. i didn't notice at first, but i saw what was most likely a very attractive female reading a magazine by the registers. i said "excuse me, but your vagina seems to be empty, mind if i fill it for you?" she looks up and says "the skates stay on, and don't fucking come in me." i was in love.

at least thats how it went in my head, i actually just asked if she needed help and she politely declined. either way, amazing. she was actually quite beautiful in person. totally a teflon if you ask me.

p.s. i called my hot girl. no response yet, but i can't say i expected an immediate response.