i had a gross journal written then i changed my mind. i've got too much crap to do tonight. i have to go eat bbq, go to a friends birthday, meet other friends at a bar and masturbate all in one night. i'm not gonna have time for the masturbation tonight so i'll just have to meet some innocent young lady at the bar. unfortunately i don't know how to do that, but i think i might actually give it a shot. lots of eye contact and little smiles. then i'll give them the offer of 5 cent moustache rides and i'll be in!!!! so yeah, i'm assuming there isn't slobberknocking tonight. not that i would make it anyway.
call me if you're having a better time than me, especially if you're hanging out with women who like balding, overweight, moustachioed guys. i know they're few and far between, but i'm sure you know at least one, hook a brother up.
p.s. i wrote this for alyk cause i'm her bitch and i love it. i didn't even want to update today.
call me if you're having a better time than me, especially if you're hanging out with women who like balding, overweight, moustachioed guys. i know they're few and far between, but i'm sure you know at least one, hook a brother up.
p.s. i wrote this for alyk cause i'm her bitch and i love it. i didn't even want to update today.
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alyk:
no, she's really a jerk...she used to have this really shitty talk show, and one day she brought in a box of donuts and she didn't want the crew to eat them, so she licked all the donuts in front of the crew...I'm a jerk, but I would never do something like that...I got a sweater from her clothing line for x-mas and I really wanted to slap the person who gave it to me, but it was cashmere, so I didn't slap the person...
alyk:
I want a soft sweater and I'd be willing to bet that every time I wear that sweater around you, you will try to hug me every opportunity you get just so you can feel my soft sweater...ass...